Watching the buying and selling of units at Miami Beach's Faena House is always a particularly interesting spectator sport. Most recently, Kanye West gave his wife Kim Kardashian West a $14 million unit there for Christmas.
The Museum of Ice Cream is proof the primary purpose of art in 2017 is to give people with a lot of money interesting junk to Instagram. With a big admission charge, this is the HQ of the #RichKidsofInstagram world. Still, the new Miami Beach location at the Faena District looks hella fun. And it just opened. Check out the full tour here.
This giant pineapple is why you couldn't get anywhere on the beach today. The Faena Forum Grand Opening parade included giant food being speared onto a giant shish kabob, street performers galore, and a fleet of purple Mercedes. Oh and a piñata that looks like a wedding cake wearing a bunch of Madonna bras by artist Carlos Betancourt. Check back later for commentary.