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The Fontainebleau Hotel’s New Convention Center Wing, Opening This Fall, Looks Too Corporate For the Famous Beach Resort

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Calling it “Corporate Chic” might be accurate. However, that’s still rather generous for the latest expansion of the iconic Fontainebleau, Miami’s most legendary hotel, which throughout its history has played host to everyone from presidents and mobsters to James Bond, who stayed there in the movie Goldfinger. It’s where the CIA hatched its scheme to assassinate Fidel Castro, in association with said mobsters. Etc. Etc.

The new wing, a 45,000-square-foot convention center spanning five floors, will be reached via a skybridge over Collins Avenue from the main hotel. According to publicists, the convention center wing is set to open in Q4, which means the fall, for normal people. And architecturally, it’s just blah. Check out the renderings for yourself. Sure, its interiors match the hotel’s decor generally, but it lacks so much of the flamboyance and intrigue that the Fontainebleau is famous for. Designed by Nichols Architects with interior designs by Jeffrey Beers International, it pales in comparison to the original Morris Lapidus-designed hotel. You might have to have a beer to put up with the place.

Finally, just to preempt any pesky follow-up emails from publicists, technically it’s called the “Coastal Convention Center,” even though to get to the aforementioned coast you’ll have to cross Collins Avenue and go through the gigantic hotel. Isn’t that cute? You may think it’s all semantics, but that’s the kind of “correction” publicists love to email about.

Classic Subtropical Modern Miami Shores House by Alfred Browning Parker Lists for $2 Million, Baby

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Located in primo East Miami Shores, about two blocks from Biscayne Bay, this historic subtropical modernist house by iconic Floridian architect Alfred Browning Parker hit the market a mere 17 days ago, for just over two million smackers. $2,049,000 to be exact. The house was built in 1949, and looks to be impeccably restored for the most part, with a gleaming new kitchen and baths. Would keeping the original kitchen and baths have been a nice cherry on top to finish the house off? Yes, but often whether to update the kitchen and baths or not is a more contentious question, and there’s always the possibility that the original were yanked out years ago. But check out that living room, would ya?!?

More Alfred Browning Parker coverage on the Big Bubble.

Fort Lauderdale’s Iconic Mai-Kai is on Track For A Summer Re-Opening After A Big Restoration

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The Mai-Kai, Fort Lauderdale’s fabulous midcentury tiki-themed dinner theater, was the victim of a massive roof collapse in late 2020, putting it in danger of total demolition. However, being saved by a new restaurateur bringing the old girl’s glamour back with an elaborate $15 million renovation, the restaurant is on track for a summer re-opening, with a phase II following afterward.

According to the Atomic Grog, a slightly obsessive tiki-lovers blog that goes into lots of detail with its many updates on the property, they are even resurrecting a vintage kind of rum originally used in old-school tiki cocktails back in the glory days. The restoration is very visible at the site itself, including lots of outdoor work, a brand-new sign, and what looks like a complete reconstruction around the back of the property. Check out photos, and an interesting interior video from Instagram, below.

This Private Peninsula With A Very-Floridian Fantasy House in Lighthouse Point is $25 Million

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Check out this spectacular house on a spectacular peninsula with a big-ol spectacular price tag on the Intracoastal Waterway in Lighthouse Point. It’s $24.9 million. You don’t see houses like this every day, and they’re on the market even less often. The place has got 1.7 acres of gorgeous rolling lawns, enough palm trees for an entire island in the Bahamas, and practically an entire water park in the backyard. Oh and check out that nice big dock on the quiet side.

The interior is a fantasy of faux finishes straight out of the early 2000s, but there are some stunner spaces, including the stair tower covered in trompe l’oeil, which is when you paint your walls to look like they’re real, live architecture, or in this case a garden, and a wood-paneled library with a massive cupola. The five-bedroom, five-and-a-half-bath, 7,800-square-foot house has been on the market for almost a year.