Chad Oppenheim, whose work we’ve covered on the Big Bubble before, is an iconic Miami-based contemporary architect known for his extremely minimalist, luxurious, and expensive work. Even a monograph, which is fancy architecture speak for “book,” that he put out about his work was big and luscious. And now, Mr. Oppenheim has listed his longtime Miami Beach home, which he calls Villa Allegra, for $33 million. The 6,000-square-foot waterfront home is unbelievably serene, with six bedrooms, seven baths, a Raymond Jungles-designed yard, a couple of docks, and, well… that’s all the listing description actually says, beyond stuff like “Transcending style, this waterfront villa celebrates the perfection of proportion, scale, materiality, and detail.” Translation: the real estate agent thinks the place is well designed, and wants really rich people to agree. Luckily, it is gorgeous, and by a great architect, so we’ll agree with that too.
Good News for NE Miami-Dade Rail Service; Could New SW Rail Service Come Someday Too? There’s Talk…
And other South Florida real estate news, including the usual crop of new tower announcements and updates…
- Tower proposed on the Denny’s site at 36th and Biscayne Boulevard [FL YIMBY]
- Super club Delilah opens in Brickell [Eater Miami]
- 3900 Alton Road, being built between the Julia Tuttle Causeway on-ramps, tops off [FL YIMBY]
- There’s a secret, quasi-governmental condo blacklist for those seeking mortgages. Seriously. [Miami Herald]
- Miami remains nation’s hottest apartment market, study finds [Commercial Observer]
- Demand for Brightline’s Orlando service is through the roof as trains go even faster [The Next Miami]
- A stroll through early Fort Lauderdale history at Progresso Plaza [Jane’s History Nook]
- You know the dive bar Mike’s at Venetia? The Catholic Diocese of S. Fla. wants to build this tower next door [FL YIMBY]
- Miami to Aventura train service (Metrorail?) gets environmental approval [The Next Miami]
- And… omg… new South Dade passenger rail service someday? [Miami Today]
Feature image is an interior press photo of Delilah, in Brickell.
Is $3 Million Too Much For This Sexy Modernist New Build in a Weird Miami Neighborhood?
Listed for sale three days ago, this modernist house, with pretty-in-pink walls, concrete breeze blocks, a whole section raised up on piloti, two expansive roof decks, and a teeny tiny pool out back, was literally just completed. The house has four bedrooms, five baths, and an undisclosed number of square feet, which honestly isn’t all that comforting. The thing is the house is listed for $3,250,000 and although very centrally located, is in kind of an odd little neighborhood, surrounded by everything from big waterfront estates across the street to skeezy apartments across the alley out back, to a fire station a couple of blocks away, and even a few restaurants on nearby 79th Street. Yes, it is a rather cool neighborhood and very Miami, but whether it’s a nice enough residential neighborhood to command over three million dollars on a tight inland site is up for debate. What do you think Miami?













Happy Art Basel; There’s a Cafe in an Airplane in Brickell
And other news:
- Transit-oriented development Vox Miami Phase 2 breaks ground next to the South Miami Metrorail Station [The Next Miami]
- The trailer for Grand Theft Auto VI has been released, and it’s full of Miami easter eggs and references [Miami New Times]
- Check out the new Brickell cafe that’s inside an airplane [Miami Herald]
- Big changes are coming to two popular Kendall malls [Miami Herald]
- Renderings show changes to the facade coming to HUB Miami [FL YIMBY]
- Mixed use residential project approved to 4241 Aurora Street in Coral Gables [FL YIMBY]
- Miami DDA announces new downtown transit circulator [FL YIMBY]
Feature image is development coming to Coral Gables’ Aurora Street
Art Deco G.E. House of the Future Lists in Miami Beach for $5.4 Million
One of Miami Beach’s most historic homes, the G.E. House of the Future, built in 1934 by iconic architect Robert Law Weed, but associated with the 1933 Chicago World’s Fair, is on the market for $5.390 million, and boy is it a deliciously well-restored art deco gem. The history of the 1934 G.E. House of the Future is quite fascinating, but unfortunately, I can’t find much online to link to. I know it’s in a book I have in a box somewhere, which I can’t really get to right now. There was a version of the house that was actually built in Chicago which still exists as well, called the Florida Tropical House, but this is that house’s overlooked younger, and larger, sibling. If anyone can fill us all in on the rest, please do. Until then, here we are.
I’m sharing it because it’s an art deco dream anyway, and great real estate eye candy. Located at 5959 La Gorce Drive, the 4,400-square-foot house has five bedrooms, five baths, lots of sunny terrace space, a pool with little statues that double as fountains, and a sunny multipurpose-type room, which could easily be an office or conference room, with 20-foot ceilings and its own entrance. The house last sold in 2004 for $1.2 million, so we can easily say that even with the cost of the renovations they made, the owners, who obviously love this place, will make a handsome return on their investment.




































Construction of Downtown Miami’s New Courthouse Looms Ominously Over The Old One
Although construction renderings made it look slightly less ominous, the actual construction of the new Miami-Dade civil courthouse seems to loom over the elegant older courthouse as it gets closer to completion. Sited across a narrow street, on a narrow site with no setback, the courthouse reminds one of the often overwhelming bureaucracy of the government swallowing up everything in its wake, when it really should take a backseat to the historic older structure. But it doesn’t. Designed by HOK, and being built by a private developer for the county, blame for this modernist carbuncle might just be put on the county itself, for picking such a horrible site for the new building, although with all that concrete it doesn’t seem like the architects did much to lessen the load, so to speak. At least an all-glass facade would have made the building meld into the background a little bit more by reflecting the sky around it.







Starchitect Kengo Kuma Coming to the Design District; Tri-Rail Service is Finally Coming to Downtown Miami In A Few Weeks
And other South Florida news:
- Lots of people are riding the Brightline to Orlando. New numbers were released [The Next Miami]
- Preleasing is underway for 318-unit Society Wynwood, which opens in February [The Next Miami]
- Multiple high-profile soccer players have bought at Aria Reserve, says the developer [The Next Miami]
- Starchitect Kengo Kuma unveils a colorful structure for the Miami Design District [Dezeen]
- Activists mount pressure to remove manatees Romeo and Juliet from Miami Seaquarium [Miami New Times]
- Pinstripes brings bowling and bocce to the Esplanade at Aventura [Ocean Drive]
- Oy very. There’s a Fontainebleau Hotel in Las Vegas now [Ocean Drive]
- Amazon is searching for corporate space as CEO Jeff Bezos moves to town [Miami Herald]
- Tri-Rail service is finally beginning in Downtown Miami this December [Miami Today]
Featured image is a rendering of the outdoor gym at Society Wynwood
Hunky Real Estate Photographer Zachary Balber Secretly Posed Nude in Dozens of Miami Mansions, Including Tommy Hilfiger’s
Between 2013 and 2019, Zachary Balber photographed some of the most bonkers Miami real estate on the market, including some houses and condos that are easily recognizable to somebody who’s been writing about this kind of stuff for years. There are luxurious spreads on Fisher Island, the elevator landings of Icon Brickell, the signature blue-and-white tiles of the Mondrian South Beach, and even, yes, Tommy Hilfiger’s former living room in Golden Beach, with psychedelic interiors designed by Martyn Lawrence Bullard. And while the brokers who were escorting him through these homes he was hired to photograph were briefly in the other room or maybe yelling at their assistants on the phone, Balbar would pull his pants down, or perhaps take off his shirt, or even sprawl in somebody else’s bed, fully in the buff, and take a picture of himself doing something sexy. Holding on to the pictures until the statute of limitations ran out, so he couldn’t get in trouble with the law, Mr. Balber is presenting a show of all 150 photos, on view at Art Media Gallery in Little River until February of next year.











Miami’s Jungle Island Lights Up The Night With The Luminosa Festival of Lights
After a four-year absence, Luminosa, the festival of lights at Jungle Island, has returned with over a mile of pathways lined with elaborate lit-up installations. Themes include Chinese lanterns, the underwater city of Atlantis, Latin America (including Dios de los Muertos) and massive, elaborate animals. The festival opened last night and runs through early next year. Check out photos of many of the installations, here.






















Annexation of Little Gables Stalls; Whole Foods Plans Revived for 19th & Alton
A roundup of news from around South Florida:
- Oakland Park grows up: New towers morphing city’s skyline with art, restaurants, nightlife [Sun Sentinel]
- 22-story tower called Marina View proposed for North Bay Village [FL YIMBY]
- Rao’s, an iconic NYC restaurant, is a hit in Miami Beach [Miami Herald]
- The annexation of Little Gables stalls as the Coral Gables city commission calls for a public vote [Gables Insider]
- A little tiny French place on the water, Cafe Bastille, is opening wedged between condo towers, in Downtown Fort Lauderdale [Sun Sentinel]
- Total demolition permit applied for at One Bayfront Plaza supertall tower site [The Next Miami]
- HBO begins filming “Hard Knocks: In Season With the Miami Dolphins.” [The Next Miami]
- Plans for a Whole Foods at 1901 Alton Road have been revived, with an almost identical design to the 2015 version [The Next Miami]
- Miami-Dade mayor recommends canceling deal for Miami Wilds water park near Zoo Miami [SFBJ]
- Luxury property “The Gables Waterway,” with thematic towers and collonades, proposed for 6100 Caballero Blvd. [FL YIMBY]
- The Gay8 Festival canceled was for 2024, because the organizers say the City of Miami denied its funding. [Miami Herald]
Feature image is rendering of Whole Foods proposed for Alton Road








































