Tag: real estate

Somebody’s Funky Tropical Fantasy, With Flexible Coral in the Pool, Lists for $3.85M

This over-the-top technicolor wonder has everything, or at least the current owners probably think it does. They’ve obviously poured a lot of love into the place, a certain amount of money into it, and whatever modicum of taste they have. Located on quite a nice lot in Lighthouse Point, with canals on two sides, the house is awash in color and full of kooky nicknacks. Want a fake fireplace with painted-on flames? Check! A turquoise, lavender, and pink wrap-around deck? They’ve got that too. Tacky sculptures of every imaginable kind? Don’t bother going to the flea market, because they’re all here.

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The $65 Million Former Site of the Bal Harbour Yacht Club Goes Under Contract, Could Set Record

A spectacular piece of land jutting out into the Bal Harbour Marina, which was the location of the Bal Harbour Yacht Club and was listed less than four months ago for a whopping $65 million, is apparently under contract, according to a note on the website of its broker, Douglas Elliman. Although the pending sale is not yet being promoted by either the P.R. teams of Elliman, seller’s agent Tony Imbesi, or the seller himself (and Tony’s dad) Joseph Imbesi, if the listing price was achieved, it will be the newest record for the highest-priced single-family residential sale ever in Miami-Dade County.

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The “Billion Dollar Loser” of WeWork, Adam Newmann, Has Bought Two Bal Harbour Properties for $44 Million

Adam Newmann, the long-haired, Kabbalah-following, enigmatic, and egotistical false prophet of WeWork, who was ousted from the company with a severance package that made him a billionaire, has just bought two prime pieces of Bal Harbour real estate for $44 million. Located next to the $65 million peninsula of land where the Bal Harbour Yacht Club used to be, these two properties were purchased from the same investor, Joseph Imbesi, who is parceling off the grand old club’s formal landholdings and carefully selling them off.

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Adorable Little Turquoise & Pink Key Largo Cottage Lists for $437,000

This absolutely heart melting little charmer of a cottage in Key Largo just hit the market for $437,000. Located on a landlocked lot that’s small, but big enough for a groovy Astroturf back yard complete with chikee hut, the midcentury cottage has obviously been lovingly taken care of by its current owners, complete with neon turquoise paint job, with hot pink trim.

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